[concours] APC-UPS - off topic

Let me apologize in advance for those who will take issue with this
message. This is a one shot message and is something I need to
get out of my hands soon. Due to the recent Tornado here in
Tennessee I purchased this equipment to help keep electronic things
in my home from damage by power supplied by generator during
the 10 day power outage. As some of you will already know a UPS
inherently has the best AC stabilization and filtration available.

I have a American Power Conversion 2200VA Uniterruptable Power
Supply. This is a Smart UPS, and with their Power Chute Software
can do some pretty amazing things for a battery backup. This baby
is big and it is powerful, when fully charged it will keep four servers
going for about 20 minutes mebbe longer. It has 8 110vAC outlets
on the back. It is designed to handle servers and minis. It weighs
135 lbs. and is the size of a full tower computer. It is brand-new and
sitting on a pallet I made for it this weekend so it’s journey to where-
ever will be a nice safe one. It comes with a three year manufacturers
warranty. It’s new, it’s pretty, it’s sexy, it handles like a dream, it has
lots of little lights on the front (16) to alert you to just about any input
voltage condition and output battery level. It needs a good home with
someone who can appreciate all it’s not so subtle beauty.

Brand new, in the box, 3 year warranty. Buy it.

This tiny lil piece of equipment sells for $1499 plus shipping.
I want to make it disappear for $1199 and shipping.

two more things…

  1. It has the SmartSlot in the back for the ShareUPS shutdown module
    for up to 8 servers. The SmartSlot also accepts the Interface expanders
    for additional services such as remote server shutdown (you call the UPS
    via modem) it can even page you if power conditions become unstable.
    It will even allow a reboot on hung systems remotely. I wasn’t able to
    determine from the literature if this thing can cook or not but I think the
    French model can vacuum and dust your home and possibly wear a short
    black skirt. It does however perform valet parking when you have a dinner
    party.

  2. This is the most important part… please reply off list. And if you just
    have criticism for such an off topic message then send all replies to

gee.I.didnt.mean.2.piss.u.off@forgettable.com

Tim

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P.C.Solutions, P.O.Box 403, Antioch, Tenn., 37011-0403
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Why not sell it to the guy who wanted to put the Ford engine in his E type,
he can install an electric motor instead and power it from the UPS! ( I do
not have a smile symbol, but this was a joke!)

Mike S2 FHC

At 12:02 30/04/98 -0500, Timothy Blystone wrote:

Let me apologize in advance for those who will take issue with this
message. This is a one shot message and is something I need to
get out of my hands soon. Due to the recent Tornado here in
Tennessee I purchased this equipment to help keep electronic things
in my home from damage by power supplied by generator during
the 10 day power outage. As some of you will already know a UPS
inherently has the best AC stabilization and filtration available.

I have a American Power Conversion 2200VA Uniterruptable Power
Supply. This is a Smart UPS, and with their Power Chute Software
can do some pretty amazing things for a battery backup. This baby
is big and it is powerful, when fully charged it will keep four servers
going for about 20 minutes mebbe longer. It has 8 110vAC outlets
on the back. It is designed to handle servers and minis. It weighs
135 lbs. and is the size of a full tower computer. It is brand-new and
sitting on a pallet I made for it this weekend so it’s journey to where-
ever will be a nice safe one. It comes with a three year manufacturers
warranty. It’s new, it’s pretty, it’s sexy, it handles like a dream, it has
lots of little lights on the front (16) to alert you to just about any input
voltage condition and output battery level. It needs a good home with
someone who can appreciate all it’s not so subtle beauty.

Brand new, in the box, 3 year warranty. Buy it.

This tiny lil piece of equipment sells for $1499 plus shipping.
I want to make it disappear for $1199 and shipping.

two more things…

  1. It has the SmartSlot in the back for the ShareUPS shutdown module
    for up to 8 servers. The SmartSlot also accepts the Interface expanders
    for additional services such as remote server shutdown (you call the UPS
    via modem) it can even page you if power conditions become unstable.
    It will even allow a reboot on hung systems remotely. I wasn’t able to
    determine from the literature if this thing can cook or not but I think the
    French model can vacuum and dust your home and possibly wear a short
    black skirt. It does however perform valet parking when you have a dinner
    party.

  2. This is the most important part… please reply off list. And if you
    just>have criticism for such an off topic message then send all replies to

gee.I.didnt.mean.2.piss.u.off@forgettable.com

Tim

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P.C.Solutions, P.O.Box 403, Antioch, Tenn., 37011-0403
(615) 817-9621 work/pager (615) 226-2378 Home

Timothy,
This is a blatant misuse of the jag-lovers bandwidth and will not be tolerated.
Please folks, don’t clog up the bandwidth talking about this.
Alastair Lauener, Admin
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Let me apologize in advance for those who will take issue with this
message.
SNIP