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[Nickolas (Nick Saltarelli)]

@ribbler

what colour porch paint do you think i should use?

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Non-technical - another story

A college student is going door to door looking to be hired to do odd jobs. The man who answers this particular front door looks askance at the young man and shakes his head. The young man says, “Aw, isn’t there something I can do for you? I can paint, I can clean, I can do gardens, yards - anything at all! Only $10 per hour, and I work fast! C’mon, what do you say?” And the man at the front door hesitates and says, “Well, ok. Go out back and scrape down and paint the porch”, and he han…