[E-Type] Dan's Mooneys Gift

John J. Black
@John_Black
www.classicjaguar.com
Hi guys
Well this afternoon Dan Mooney purchased us, his workers, a gift ! It
weighs 900lbs and is dressed in grey with red highlights. Now before you
all get the wrong idea and make suggestions about what it could be. It’s a
hydraulic press, but you know
Dan !!! this is no ordinary press. It can push 55tons!. So if any of
you need anything seriously squashed flat ! you just know who to call.
Just as a bonus, he also got a 5000lb engine hoist! Now I know what these
Jaguar engines weigh, and it’s nowhere near that, so what does he know that
we don’t???.

BTW any tech questions will be handled by me. Ask me questions, advice,
use me but get me away from this monsterous thing.

From all the staff. A big thanks Dan.
Regards John (just waiting to help you)

John:
Maybe he is going to have you guys pick up beer cans and crush them.
In your spare time…:sunglasses:

M Fisher----- Original Message -----
From: John J. Black techsupport@classicjaguar.com
To: e-type@jag-lovers.org
Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 1999 10:07 PM
Subject: [E-Type] Dan’s Mooneys Gift

John J. Black
techsupport@classicjaguar.com
www.classicjaguar.com
Hi guys
Well this afternoon Dan Mooney purchased us, his workers, a gift ! It
weighs 900lbs and is dressed in grey with red highlights. Now before you
all get the wrong idea and make suggestions about what it could be. It’s a
hydraulic press, but you know
Dan !!! this is no ordinary press. It can push 55tons!. So if any of
you need anything seriously squashed flat ! you just know who to call.
Just as a bonus, he also got a 5000lb engine hoist! Now I know what these
Jaguar engines weigh, and it’s nowhere near that, so what does he know
that
we don’t???.

BTW any tech questions will be handled by me. Ask me questions, advice,
use me but get me away from this monsterous thing.
From all the staff. A big thanks Dan.
Regards John (just waiting to help you)

What great news!! And on my birthday too!
In a couple of weeks I’m going to get one of those two-ton hoists from
Harbor Freight & Salvage. Then I’ll be ready to tip my car… :wink: Yea!
LLoyd

John J. Black wrote:> John J. Black

techsupport@classicjaguar.com
www.classicjaguar.com
Hi guys
Well this afternoon Dan Mooney purchased us, his workers, a gift ! It
weighs 900lbs and is dressed in grey with red highlights. Now before you
all get the wrong idea and make suggestions about what it could be. It’s a
hydraulic press, but you know
Dan !!! this is no ordinary press. It can push 55tons!. So if any of
you need anything seriously squashed flat ! you just know who to call.
Just as a bonus, he also got a 5000lb engine hoist! Now I know what these
Jaguar engines weigh, and it’s nowhere near that, so what does he know that
we don’t???.

BTW any tech questions will be handled by me. Ask me questions, advice,
use me but get me away from this monsterous thing.

From all the staff. A big thanks Dan.
Regards John (just waiting to help you)