hope your 2008 is great
a little humor to end the year~~~~~
What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet!
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him.
What did Tarzan sing at Christmas time?
Jungle Bells
What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
Sandy Claws.
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas
Eve?
Because it soots him.
What is the cow's holiday greeting?
Mooooory Christmas.
What does Santa like to eat?
A jolly roll.
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet.
Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
Comet.
Where do Santa's reindeer like to stop for lunch?
Deery Queen.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.
What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
Santa Claus-trophbia.
here's something for little kids or grandkids
http://www.hampsterdance.com/hampsterdance2.html
George Shabatura
Plymouth,MN
72 OTS
69 OTS
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Thanks George, we can use a little levity around here
pauls 67ots
hope your 2008 is great
a little humor to end the year
<<<<<<<<From: “George Shabatura” sweet72e@comcast.net
Subject: [E-Type] MERRY CHIRSTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!
One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend, Rosita, were
sitting on the beach at the ocean. There was a romantic full moon when Pedro
said, “Hey, mamacita, let’s do Weeweechu.”
“Oh no, not now, let’s look at the moon!” said Rosita.
“Oh, c’mon baby, let’s you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it’s the
perfect time,” Pedro begged.
“But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon,” replied Rosita
“Please, Corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me!”
"Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we’ll do Weeweechu.
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang…
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
hope you all enjoy the holidays----- Original Message -----
From: “paul spurlock” jagdood@gmail.com
To: “jaguar” e-type@jag-lovers.org
Sent: Saturday, December 22, 2007 10:20 PM
Subject: [E-Type] MERRY CHIRSTMAS TO ONE AND ALL!
Thanks George, we can use a little levity around here
A very merry Christmas to all you listers and your families out there from me and mine. Let’s make sure we keep 'em shiny side up through all the festivities.
In reply to a message from Les Halls sent Mon 24 Dec 2007:
Les, all the best to you and yours during this festive season.
My '64 OTS has been sitting a while. No sooner fixed a clutch
return spring, which required removing the cluch box, then finding
a leak in the front master brake cylinder. I usually don’t make
resolutions, but this one time, I resolve to get the E back on the
road.
Bob '64 OTS
Palm Springs, CA–
The original message included these comments:
A very merry Christmas to all you listers and your families out there from me and mine. Let’s make sure we keep 'em shiny side up through all the festivities.
Les Halls
Atlanta Ga
Les, all the best to you and yours during this festive season.
My '64 OTS has been sitting a while. No sooner fixed a clutch
return spring, which required removing the cluch box, then finding
a leak in the front master brake cylinder. I usually don’t make
resolutions, but this one time, I resolve to get the E back on the
road.
Bob '64 OTS
Thanks Bob…now that’s a resolution you simply MUST keep…said the grinch with a smile, knowing full well he’d been there himself for a while!
