Jag Club magazine arrived today and included a catalogue of Jaguar branded goodies; very educational.
I have learned:
For £55.00 I can smell like a Jaguar. (Alison thinks I already do).
For £375.00 I can have a handbag.
For £7,250.00 I can have a 1:8 scale toy e-type.
Jaguar owners appear to be male, aged around 32 years of age, with stubble beard and the physique of a racing snake. (Note to self; stop shaving and get mirror repaired.)