[xj] Im sad and my car responds with the samd dismay

“JagMan Rani” <@Da_Lebanese_Polack>

Today was kinda a bad day in my life. I am prepared to go to school and get
my final exam results hoping to do as good as i did a few years back and
unfortunately do my dismay did relatively poorly. relatively because well i
did bad in my standards. And so i go home and get a call from my father i
told him i got 61% on my english exam and he flipped, well the result is i
lost my keys to my baby, i was told to empty it out and give him the keys.
In my last moments with my baby jag my girlfriend comes by me being the
sensitive type say i am soo sad because i will not be seeing my car or her
for a while.

Anyways as i finish cleaning my car and emptying it out completely with the
stuff i put in i decide fine if my dad has the keys im gonna sabotage my
car!! so i go in and pull the temperature sensor from the coolant rail. I
try to start the car it starts and dies. i try again and it just wouldnt
even start. Me feeling bad about my battery go and put the sensor back on
and tried to start it. My car feeling bad for me when it started (btw i
kept my hood up) it PUFFED A BLACK SMOKE!! and i was like oh no… so i
look and my car is idling lower than 7500RPM and it’s starting to get
choppy, so i floor the gas for a bit and then let her sit for a while too
charge the battery before i put her out of commision. i look underneath and
i see a little puddle from under my trans i think. It’s crying for me, and
unfortunately i don’t how long it will be till i see her again.

Oh yeah and i bottomed her out today, i scraped the paint right under the
suspension arm on the front right. got to touch that up. and fix the quibles
:frowning:

Sadly awaiting the return of my keys
Rani Hamasni
87 Sovereign 102,020km________________________________________________________________________
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“Charlie” <@Charles_Nowlin>

Sorry Rani,
School before Jaguars…we can tell you got a bad grade in English.
It shows in places other than your grades.
(Don’t get mad, you mentioned it first…)

As for your car, she’s not feeling bad for you,
She’s feeling bad because you wanted to sabotage her

  1. if she is idling as you say at 7500 RPM, shut it off immediately!
    redline isn’t that high. Hopefully that was a typo…

  2. The black smoke was a warning from her… “Don’t do things, that you don’t
    know about” !

  3. you say you bottomed out…On what?
    you may have punctured, or cracked your Trans pan.

Better luck when you finally get the keys back!

         Charlie
         Lumps Admin.
         Matawan, New Jersey,   USA
         83 XJ6 350 Vette eng TH700R4*************************

“JagMan Rani” ilusionst@hotmail.com

. And so i go home and get a call from my father i > told him i got 61% on my english exam and he flipped, well the result is i > lost my keys to my baby, > > im gonna sabotage my > car!! so i go in and pull the temperature sensor from the coolant rail. I > try to start the car it starts and dies. i try again and it just wouldnt > even start. Me feeling bad about my battery go and put the sensor back on > and tried to start it. My car feeling bad for me when it started (btw i > kept my hood up) it PUFFED A BLACK SMOKE!! and i was like oh no..... so i > look and my car is idling lower than 7500RPM and it's starting to get > choppy, so i floor the gas for a bit and then let her sit for a while too > charge the battery before i put her out of commision. i look underneath and > i see a little puddle from under my trans i think. It's crying for me, and > unfortunately i don't how long it will be till i see her again. > > Oh yeah and i bottomed her out today, i scraped the paint right under the > suspension arm on the front right. got to touch that up. and fix the quibles > :( > > Sadly awaiting the return of my keys > Rani Hamasni > 87 Sovereign 102,020km > ________________________________________________________________________ > Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com > > > =================================================== > To remove yourself from this list, go to http://www.jag-lovers.org/cgi-bin/majordomo >

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“Doug Dwyer” <@Doug_Dwyer>

Rani,
Would it be safe to assume that your were given ample warning that this may
be a consequence if your grades suffered ? I thought so !

Your Dad is just trying to keep you focused on the important things, that’s
all ! Remember, a good education (unlike a good Jaguar) can NEVER be taken
from you…it’s yours forever.

I might add that being well spoken and having proper (and pleasant) writing
skills will serve you well in nearly any field of endeavor. Oh, sure, some
people tease and joke about these things but accomplishment in such areas is
always admirable.

Stiff upper lip, Rani. And don’t take it out on your Jag !

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