Dearest Friends,
I’ve had a virus, lately. After a few days, I could
stand the suspense no longer and asked my wife to
check the e-mail to see what was happening on The
List.
"Well first, Deanie, there’s 448 e-mails in there and
I’m not about to read every one of 'em. It’s mostly
just parts talk, anyway.
Everybody is jumping on some guy named ‘Roger’. He’s
an expert but a real bad expert and he makes bad
transmissions and a lot of people are sissies for
having an automatic.
There’s been a recall because some yankee mentioned
that all the limeys were rejected. I don’t why they
were bad but I think the yankee might know.
The wood that guy in Orlando makes is runny. He sells
it on e-bay but it cost more there and he makes knobs.
Spark plugs made out of platinum are real good but you
have to pull them out with tongs that cost twelve
dollars.
The admen quit. There’s too many ads and there’s not
supposed to be any on the list so the ad men left.
A lot of people are writing Roger and the Chrysler
guy. (I didn’t know men could type but the letters are
real long. I think they have secretaries like that
guy in Houston that used to make me type all his stuff
and I wasn’t getting paid to do it?)
Jag-Lovers is getting sued and they’re stopping the
loop because if they keep it going they could be sued,
too. One guy has been running a loop for five years
but he stopped.
That JHT club has a CD that nobody can read but a lot
of people bought it because it’s cheap and comes in
four volumes.
A guy in San Francisco is glad that Kirby is far away.
I wonder if he’s gay, you know, the guy in San
Francisco? I don’t think Kirby’s gay because he’s in
Tallahassee. He just doesn’t sound gay. You know, he
doesn’t write gay. Those cars don’t cost much to buy
and you know how those gays always get classy stuff at
a bargain. I’ll bet he is.
The Brits use a “t” for words in the past tense and
they use “y” for “i” but one guy made sense because he
said witches ‘spelled’. You know, that made sense but
is that right? ‘Walkt’? You know, with a “t”? Is
‘pissed’ ‘pist’? I don’t think that’s right.
I was getting real tired but there’s one girl, Lushan,
that’s a pretty name, ‘Lushan’, she was pretty good.
I can’t remember what she said.
You know there’s people on there from New Zealand!
How do they get Jaguars in New Zealand? I mean, it’s
just a bunch of sheep; and sailboats. That
newspaperman owns the whole place. Your Optima
battery cost $500 dollars in New Zealand. You didn’t
pay that much did you? I mean, you got it at Pep
Boys. Did you? They go bad if you put 'em on
concrete.
One guy who calls himself ‘newbie’ quit because
they’re just a bunch of old farts.
I didn’t read the gapless rings things 'cause I don’t
think you use them and there was a hundred of them and
Kirby wrote a bunch. How many gaps are usually in a
ring? I don’t think you’ve ever bought one of those.
Then, there was some more Roger, Roger, Roger.
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
The windows leak and they can fix it but you have to
glue both sides. You know that funny smell? I bet
it’s that windshield.
I deleted a whole lot but those guys really have a lot
of time to write. Some of ‘em could use some Midol.
You know if they are a bunch of old farts and their
wives are going through menopause it could be that
sympathy thing. I mean these guys were really goin’
to town. I always wondered what you were reading in
there.
One guy was so funny. He said to put The Book by the
toilet and you’d get through it eventually. That was
a good one. I don’t think those guys would never get
out of the bathroom.__________________________________________________
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